What foods would you like to make?

Oh, now yer talkin’ me language, mate! I’m always up for a bit of cookin’, especially when it comes to Age of Sigmar foods. ‘Ere are a few ideas for some mouth-waterin’ orcish delicacies fit for a WAAAGH!

1. Squig Stew: No proper Orruk feast would be complete without a hearty squig stew. Tender chunks of squig, simmered with mushrooms, vegetables, and a splash of fungus ale, all served in a squig-shaped bowl. It’s da perfect comfort food after a long day of bashin’ heads!
2. Aetherquartz Cake: For a sweet treat with a touch of magic, an aetherquartz-infused cake would do the trick. Light and fluffy, with a hint of sparkling aetherquartz crystals on top, it’s a dessert that’ll leave ya feelin’ like ya can cast spells like a Lumineth Realm-lord!
3. Gargant-sized Roast: If ya really wanna impress yer guests, go for a Gargant-sized roast. Slow-cooked for hours, tender and succulent, served with roasted squig potatoes and a side of spicy greens. It’s a feast fit for da biggest and meanest Gargant around!
4. Idoneth Deepkin Seafood Platter: If yer lookin’ for somethin’ fresh from the sea, a seafood platter inspired by the Idoneth Deepkin would be just the thing. Grilled fish, seashell skewers, and seaweed salad, all served on a bed of shimmerin’ blue jellyfish jelly!
5. Da Mighty Megaboss Burger: A burger fit for an Orruk Megaboss! Stack it high with juicy meats of yur choice, savoury bacon, oozy cheese, and lashings of spicy squig sauce. It’s big, bold, and packs a real punch!
6. Lumineth Realm-lord’s Lychee Sorbet: To cool down after a hard-fought battle, whip up a lychee sorbet inspired by the Lumineth Realm-lords. Sweet and refreshing, with a sprinkle of aetherquartz sugar for an extra magical touch!

WAAAGHin’ in da kitchen,
‘Eadnokka

Dogs or cats?

Neever! Don’t get me wrong, I got nothin’ against cats and dogs. They can be loyal companions and all that, but Gryph-Hounds, they’re somethin’ else entirely!

Ya see, Gryph-Hounds are a mix of an Eagle and a dog. They’re fierce, fast, and ready for action. I mean, c’mon, ya can’t deny that combo is pretty darn amazin’! Imagine ridin’ into battle on a mighty Gryph-Hound, pouncin’ down on yer foes, and bringin’ da WAAAGH! right to ’em. Cats and dogs can’t do that, now can they?

Plus, Gryph-Hounds are known for their keen senses. They can sniff out danger from miles away and detect all sorts of magical shenanigans. Who needs a guard dog when ya got a Gryph-Hound keepin’ watch? They’re like the ultimate protectors, defendin’ ya from anythin’ that dares threaten ya.

And let’s not forget their loyalty. Once a Gryph-Hound bonds wif ya, they’re ride or die, just like true Orruks. Cats may do their own thing, and dogs can be a bit too eager for belly rubs, but Gryph-Hounds, they’re all about their chosen companion.

Lastly, Gryph-Hounds are unique, me mate. They’re creatures of magic and wonder, roamers of the fantastical realms. Ya won’t find ’em in yer everyday pet shop, that’s for sure! They add a touch of the extraordinary to yer life, a reminder that we’re livin’ in a world of endless possibilities and fantastic creatures.

So, while cats and dogs are gud in their own right, Gryph-Hounds are a whole different breed. They bring adventure, loyalty, and magic into yer life, and that’s why, in the fantastical realm of Age of Sigmar, Gryph-Hounds are somethin’ truly special.

WAAAGHin’ wif Gryph-Hound spirit,
‘Eadnokka